The Simpsons

Bart!FTW!

Stewie. Bart may be mischievous, but Stweie is downright evil.

Stewie. Hands down. Bart has nothing on him.

CUE 2001 space odyssey soundtrack.

Stewie prowls the Simpson’s house with an M50 Reising submachine gun. Trigger happy, he takes out the baby Maggie. Realizing it’s not Bart, and that the baby was only a decoy, his vision is instantly taken out by Bart’s undergarments. All hope is lost as Stewie slowly suffocates while Bart is on top of him, pinning him down in a UFC position. Stewie screams “Goddamnit!” before breathing his last breath. Bart stands over the lifeless body of a child, and announces “Eat my shorts man!”

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