The Simpsons

make the kids get jobs
start collecting rent from the kids
fake a slip-and-fall or a car accident and sue
spend all/most of his money trying to win the lottery
get a 2nd job and fail miserably at it
try to get $ from mr. burns
charge everything on his credit card and rack up a huge bill

He would might get supplies but he will mostly buy Dounuts and Duff and also he would might rob the Flanders’ home for cash. Bart will might do a simillar thing probably robbing Principle Skinners’ House for also cash and steal some from his sister Lisa. Imagin how Homer puts beer in his gas tank thinking the car runs on beer but it dosen’t. Whatever it is, probably it would be funny.

He’d watch the Financial Meltdown Rap on youtube.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrBuPsvbHB8

“Why you little” 537 times. Once for each major elected office. 435 representatives, 100 senators, the vice president, and the president.

I would assume set up some sort of phony large corporation or financial institute to benefit from the bailout package.
“Heh heh heh heeeeeehhhhh..”

Would buy commemorative plates on credit. And then hope for the best and invest in Newscorp.

buy the donut corp…..mmm donut

Hit bart upside his head.

Beer man, Beer