The Simpsons

Doh!

“The lesson is Never Try”.

And I took the advice to heart.

You’ll Have to speak Up, I’m Wearing a Towel.

(explains how lie detector works “do you understand?”)
Homer: Yes.
*lie-detector explodes*

or the Mr. Thomson one
“I think he talking to you”

“why do all the married woman have to have husbands”

” I can’t start a new life alone, and I’ve really come to like you guys”

“When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!”