The Simpsons

The Simpsons Season 3 “Dog of Death”
It starts off when The Simpsons are driving home after leaving the animal hospital.
BART: “I can’t help but notice we’re leaving the hospital, when is the dog going to get his operation?”
HOMER: “Uhh, later. First I want to tell you about the most wonderful place in the world. Doggie Heaven.”
Now The Simpsons are in their kitchen Homer is sitting at the table telling the kids about Doggie Heaven.
HOMER: “In Doggie Heaven there’s mountains of bones and you can’t turn around without sniffing another dogs butt, and all the best dogs are there, Old Yeller and about eight Lassie’s, and…”
Bart cuts Homer off
BART: “Is there a Doggie Hell?”
HOMER: “Well, of course there couldn’t be a heaven if there weren’t a hell.”
BART: “Who’s in there?”
HOMER: “Ohh, uh Hitlers dog and that dog Nixon had what’s his name, uh Chester.”
LISA: “Checkers.”
HOMER: “YEAHH! And one of the Lassies is in there too, the mean one the one that mauled Timmy.”
BART: “Hey wait a minute does this have anything to do with Santas Little Helper?”
MARGE: “Ohh honey, 750 dollars is a lot of money, we really can’t afford this operation.”
BART: “You’re gonna just let him die?”
MARGE: “I know you’re upset.”
BART: “Darn right, I’m upset!”
MARGE: “Bart watch your language! Oh, you did. Sorry.”
BART: “We’re not gonna let our dog die and that’s it.”
Bart storms off..
BART: “Lousy dog killing son of a…”
Marge and Homer give sighs of despair.
HOMER: “Oh it’ll be okay we’ll get him a new dog, one with an untwistable stomach.”
Santas Little Helper comes in and puts his head on Homers lap and whines a little.
HOMER: “Oh come on! I’m sorry but we just can’t afford it.”
Santas Little Helper gives Homer sad eyes.
HOMER: “Marge make him stop.”
Santas Little Helper licks Homers hand.
HOMER: “Ohh. Alright alright we’ll find a way. Lousy manipulative dog.
End Scene