Simpsons Quotes | 6.05.2005 6:04 | Comments Off

Apu: “Nickel off on expired baby food.”
Simpsons Quotes | 5.05.2005 13:15 | Comments Off
Bart: “Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?”
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Simpsons Quotes | 4.05.2005 6:37 | Comments Off

Mayor Quimby: “Can’t we have one meeting that doesn’t end with digging up a corpse?”
Simpsons Quotes | 3.05.2005 6:30 | Comments Off
Homer: “Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races.”
Simpsons Quotes | 2.05.2005 6:33 | Comments Off

Apu: “Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie!”
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Simpsons Quotes | 28.04.2005 17:51 | Comments Off

Homer: “If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it’s that pelicans can be used to mix cement.”
Simpsons Quotes | 27.04.2005 6:25 | Comments Off

Bart: “Geez Homer, you sure do suck tonight.”
Homer: “Yeah, suck like a fox!”
Simpsons Quotes | 26.04.2005 6:06 | Comments Off

Homer: “Did you hear that, Marge? She called me a baboon. The stupidest, smelliest ape of them all!”
Simpsons Quotes | 25.04.2005 7:32 | Comments Off

Ralph: “Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!”
Simpsons Quotes | 22.04.2005 5:54 | Comments Off

Smithers: I’m allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die.

Apu: “Homer, you are asleep at your post! Now go change the expiration dates on the dairy products!”
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