What episode of The Simpsons is this Homer ...
“I won’t sleep in the same bed with a woman who thinks I’m lazy! I’m going right downstairs, unfold the couch, unroll the sleeping ba–uh, goodnight”
I need a season/episode number
need exact bart simpson quote: X poets Y days ...
In a forged love-letter to Mrs Krabappel (sp?), Bart writes a line from a late-night movie: “It would take X poets Y days to describe one Z’th of your beauty”.
What are X,Y,Z? (And is it ‘days’, or ‘nights’ or ‘weeks’?)
TIA.
Yeah, that’s the episode I was thinking of. For one of his earlier notes he watches old romance movies, which is where he cribs the X-Y-Z line from, if I recall correctly. (‘Course, I might be totally crosswiring from another episode.)
do you know a particular homer simpson quote ...
it goes something like “i don’t get it but i know it’s good.” anyone knows the exact quote? thanks/
What episode of The Simpsons is this quote ...
“From now on, we will focus solely on important issues. Every year, the gulf between rich and poor nations gets larger. Yet the IMF insists on unrealistic debt repayment schedules. [pleading] Why should America consume 90% of the world’s resources? [sobbing] Argentina must devalue her currency to pay her debts.” -Homer Simpson
and if you could send me a clip of it or the episode that would be soo great, thanks!
What is your favorite Homer Simpson quote?
Or quotes if you have more than one.
Five of my favorites:
I’m not outta order! You’re outta order! The whole freakin’ system’s outta order! You want the truth? You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! ‘Cause when you reach over and stick your hand into a pile of goo that used to be your best friend’s face, you’ll know what to do! Forget it, Marge — it’s Chinatown!
I can’t live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors – oh, I’ll never be the darling of the so-called city fathers, who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what’s to be done with this Homer Simpson?!
I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals faa-laming.
Dear Homer, IOU one emergency donut. Signed Homer. Bastard! He’s always one step ahead.
I wonder where Bart is, his dinner’s getting all cold… and eaten.
What is your favorite Bart Simpson Chalkboard ...
mine is: I will not yell “She’s Dead” at roll call.
Looking for quote where Bart Simpson asks ...
It’s on a Simpsons where Homer’s brother Herb is getting the family gifts. Bart asks for a machine gun with armor piercing info and Herb gets him a membership to the NRA. And then he says something like It’s in the Constitution.
I’m looking for that whole exchange.
Never Mind. I found it:
Herb: Now Bart, I know you’re too young for that machine gun you wanted but I’m gonna give you something that’ll make sure when you’re old enough you can still buy one – A Membership in the National rifle Association.
Bart: Wow, the NRA… Can I get armour-piercing cyanide-tipped bullets too?
Herb: It’s in the constitution, son.
What Simpsons ep. has the quote where Homer ...
The full quote is:
I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done.
what was that quote by homer simpson? ...
i can’t remember it, can’t find it online, and don’t have the movie on hand. can anybody help?
What is your favorite Homer Simpson quote ...
Mine is from a tree house of horror I think it’s the fifth one:
He gets abducted by Kang and Kodos. He thinks they are going to eat him so he says: “No don’t eat me! I have a wife and kids! Eat them!!!” LOL it gets me everytime.
