The Simpsons

hmm, u no, thats interesting…

Yes, it’s possible to get a list of the phone cal pranks that Bart Simpson calls to Moe’s bar.

go to google and type in bart simpsons prank phine calls to moe. im positive youll get something.

http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/List_of_Simpsons_Prank_Calls

Phone call for Al…Al Coholic…is there an Al Coholic here?

Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely?

Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I’m looking for a Jacques Strap!

Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz!

1. Bart: Is there a woman named Amanda Hugandkiss there?
Moe: Does anyone know where I can find Amanda Hugandkiss?

2.Bart: Hello, is a man named Seymore Butts there?
Moe: Hey everybody! I wanna Seymore Butts!

3.Moe: Moe’s Tavern.
Bart: Hello, is Al there?
Moe: Al?
Bart: Yeah, Al. Last name: Coholic.
Moe: Lemme check… [calls] Phone call for Al. Al Coholic. Is there an “Alcoholic” here? [bar denizens laugh] Wait a minute…[to phone] Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat *@**@$$, if I ever find out who you are, I’ll kill ya!

4.Moe: [answering the phone] Moe’s Tavern.
Bart: Is Oliver there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Oliver Clothesoff.
Moe: Hold on, I’ll check. [calls] Oliver Clothesoff! Call for “All of her clothes off”!
Bart+Lisa: [laugh]

5.Bart: Is Mister Freely there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Freely, first initials I. P.
Moe: Hold on, I’ll check. Uh, is I. P. Freely here? Hey everybody, “I Pee Freely”! [the customers laugh] Wait a minute…Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you’re dead. I swear I’m gonna slice your heart in half

6.Moe: Yeah, Moe’s Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Is Jacques there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Jacques, last name Strap.
Moe: Uh, hold on. [to everyone in the bar] Uh, Jacques…Strap…Hey guys I’m looking for a “Jock strap”. [laughs from all] Oh… wait a minute…Jock Strap?!… It’s you isn’t it, ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of you, I’m gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood.

7.Bart: Hello, is Homer there?
Moe: Homer who?
Bart: Homer…Sexual.
Moe: Wait one second, let me check. [calls] Uh, Homer Sexual? Hey, come on, come on, one of you guys has got to be “Homosexual”!
Homer: Don’t look at me! [guffaws from the gang]
Moe: You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I’ll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off!
Skinner: You’ll do what, young man?
‘”Moe:’” What, what, wait, who is this?
‘”Skinner:’” I think the real question is who is this, and where is Homer Simpsons!?
Moe: Whoa, whoa, sorry, Principal Skinner, sorry. It’s a bad connection I thinks. OK, it’s for you, I think Bart’s in trouble again.
Homer: D’oh!

8.Moe: [answers the phone] Moe’s Tavern, where the elite meet to drink.
Bart: Uh, hello. Is Mike there? Last name, Rotch.
Moe: Hold on, I’ll check. [calls] Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen “My crotch” lately? [snickers from the patrons] [to phone] Listen, you little puke. One of these days, I’m going to catch you, and I’m going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick

9.Moe: [answering the phone] Flaming Moe’s.
Bart: Uh, yes, I’m looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass. First name Hugh.
Moe: Uh, hold on, I’ll check. [calling] Hugh Jass! Somebody check the men’s room for a “Huge ass”!
Hugh: Uh, I’m Hugh Jass.
Moe: Telephone. [hands over the receiver]
Hugh: Hello, this is Hugh Jass.
Bart: [surprised] Uh, hi.
Hugh: Who’s this?
Bart: Bart Simpson.
Hugh: Well, what can I do for you, Bart?
Bart: Uh, look, I’ll level with you, Mister. This is a prank call that sort of backfired. I’d like to bail out right now.
Hugh: All right. Better luck next time. [hangs up] What a nice young man.

10.Moe: Moe’s Tavern, Moe speaking.
Bart: Uh, yes, I’m looking for a Mrs. O’Problem? First name, Bea.
Moe: Uh, yeah, just a minute, I’ll check. [calls] Uh, Bea O’Problem? Bea O’Problem! Come on guys, do I have a “B.O. problem” here?
Barney: You sure do! [bar denizens laugh]
Moe: Oh… [to phone] It’s you, isn’t it!
Bart: [laughs]
Moe: Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I’m going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains!