How come Homer Simpson’s eyes are ...
It sucks. It’s not fair. Having eyes all bright in the dark would be totally cool! Bart Simpson, Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Marge Simpson, and even the baby Maggie Simpson all have those cool bright white eyes in the pitch dark.
It’s not fair. Why the hell can’t we humans have eyes like that?!!?
IT’S NOT FAIR, I TELL YOU!!!






