The Simpsons

you have to be in 2D first.

Eat donuts?

If u are in USA u can go to a McDonald restaurant all the time.

Eat, Drink and watch TV.

Paint yourself yellow and find a wife with blue hair, then name your kid Stewie and your dog Brian. The weight will follow automatically o.O

Adopt poor eating habits like most north american males, don’t exercise, and you’ll look like Homer in no time. Remember that these two characters were created with the same purpose in mind: to make fun of the most typical american male, in a representative fashion. Of course it’s a bit exagerated, but not too much.