The Simpsons

I don’t know if it was actually in an episode, but my social studies teacher has a Bart Simpson poster that has a bunch of blackboard sayings on it. My favorite one is, ” I will stop talking about the twelve inch pianist.”

No one really reads this
No one really reads this
No one really reads this

This is what we came up with after 18 years
This is what we came up with after 18 years
This is what we came up with after 18 years

I will not use Martin as a… (I forgot :s)

I will not put plastic on the toilet seats just to make poo drip

I will not smoke weed….as much.
I will grow another finger so that I can be like a real boy!
I will get the same thing done that Michael Jackson did so I won’t be so damn yellow.