Simpsons Christmas Stories
The Simpsons share three yuletide tales.
Archive for 2005
The Italian Bob
Mr. Burns sends the Simpsons to Italy. When an accident strands them in a small town, they discover that Sideshow Bob – now with wife and child – is the town’s mayor.
The Last of the Red Hat Mamas
Marge befriends a group of women who try to aid a charity by stealing Mr. Burns’ collection of Faberge eggs.
See Homer Run
When Bart removes a street sign, causing a massive pile-up, the town launches a recall election against Mayor Quimby.
Marge’s Son Poisoning
At a closing sale, Homer buys a dumbbell and Marge buys a bicycle built for two. This leads to Homer entering an arm wrestling competition, and Marge riding around and bonding with Bart.
Homer and Ned’s Hail Mary Pass
Homer his hired by various pro athletes to choreograph their celebration dances. And Ned begins making ultra-violent Christian movies.
Treehouse of Horror XVI
An annual tradition continues as The Simpsons shock you with three terrifying Halloween tales.
Milhouse of Sand and Fog
A Marge-arita helps Kirk and Luann get back together. Realizing he was happier when his parents competed for his attention, Milhouse tries to split them up.
Don’t Fear The Roofer
Homer has to fix the roof and finds a friend, Ray, to help him. But everybody thinks Ray is a figment of Homer’s imagination.
The Girl Who Slept Too Little
The Simpsons successfully protest the construction of a museum next to their house and have it moved to a cemetery lot. So the cemetery is relocated next to the house, giving Lisa nightmares.
Bonfire of the Manatees
Swimming in gambling debts, Homer allows Fat Tony to shoot a porno in his house. Enraged when she finds out, Marge takes off, eventually joining a mission to save manatees.
Home Away From Homer
Financially strapped, Ned rents out his rumpus room to a pair of college-aged women. But when he finds out they’re running a softcore web cam from his home, Ned is so embarrassed that he leaves town.
Thank God It’s Doomsday
An apocalyptic movie followed by three real life omens has Homer convinced that the rapture is nigh.
The Heartbroke Kid
Bart becomes addicted to junk food and puts on so much weight that he has a heart attack.
The Father, The Son and the Holy Guest
When he’s set up by Groundskeeper Willie, Bart is expelled and sent to Catholic school. Bart becomes attracted to Catholicism, and Marge tries to keep the family together.
